REMINDER: Read the included README-FIRST files before you do anything.
NOTE: These scripts use the lifewithqmail.org installation method (netqmail 1.06). You must have a Linux machine with GCC, make, and patch installed (you also need internet connectivity on the machine in question). Make sure to disable any native MTAs before hand. If you follow these steps (along with the README-FIRST file), you should have a working qmail installation in seconds.
So it occurred to me that some people might assume that "Dan" = "Dan Bernstein". It does not. I am not him. Different Dan.